Sunday, May 4, 2008
English Music Videos.....
what_ive_done
http://rapidshare.com/files/92320223/liBreaking_The_Habit
linkin_park-in.the.end
One_Step_Closer
papercut
Faint
Enrique_Iglesias_-_Addicted
Enrique_Iglesias_-_Don_t_Turn_Off_The_Lights
Enrique_Iglesias_-_Somebody's_Me
http://rapidshare.com/files/92867472/En
enrique_iglesias-do_you_know
Enrique_Iglesias_-_May be
Linkin_Park_-_Shadow_Of_The_Day
Linkin_Park-numb
Linkin_Park-bleed it out
Linkin_Park-from the inside
Linkin_Park-Points_of_Authority
akon_feat_snoop_dogg-i_wanna_love_you
akon-sorry_blame_it_on_me
DIDO....(music videos)
http://rapidshare.com/files/57028718/Di
Dont Leave Home
http://rapidshare.com/files/57037811/Di
Here With Me ( Segunda Versão )
http://rapidshare.com/files/57047961/Di
Hunter
http://rapidshare.com/files/57059332/Di
Life For Rent
http://rapidshare.com/files/57140075/Di
One Step Too Far
http://rapidshare.com/files/57143589/Di
Sand In My Shoes
http://rapidshare.com/files/57149961/Di
Thank You
http://rapidshare.com/files/57156911/Di
White Flag
http://rapidshare.com/files/57222813/Di
Bryan Adams....
Before The Night Is Over
C'mon C'mon C'mon
Cloud number nine
Fearless
Getaway
How Do Ya Feel Tonight
I'm A Liar
If I Had You
Inside Out
I Don't Wanna Live Forever
On A Day Like Today
When You're Gone
Where Angels Fear To Tread
1)Click on free button
2)Enter the code
3)Click on Download
4)Unrar the Rar file
Bryan Adams-Mtv Unplugged (1997)
Summer Of '69
Back To You
Cuts Like A Knife
I'm Ready
Fits Ya Good
When You Love Someone
18 'Til I Die
I Think About You
If Ya Wanna Be Bad (Ya Gotta Be Good) / Let's Make A Night To Remember
The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You
A Little Love
Heaven
I'll Always Be Right There
Bryan Adams - So Far So Good (1993)
Tracklist
(Everything I Do) I Do It For You
Can't Stop This Thing We Started
Cuts Like A Knife
Do I Have To Say The Words?
Heat Of The Night
Heaven
It's Only Love
Kids Wanna Rock
Please Forgive Me
Run To You
Somebody
Straight From The Heart
Summer Of '69
This Time
Password:www.mp3hanesi.com
http://rapidshare.com/files/53670272/19
Bryan Adams - Reckless (1984)
Tracklist
Ain't Gonna Cry
Heaven
It's Only Love
Kids Wanna Rock
Long Gone
One Night Love Affair
Run To You
She's Only Happy When She's Dancin'
Somebody
Summer Of '69
Password:www.mp3hanesi.com
http://rapidshare.com/files/53632903/19
Bryan Adams - Cuts Like A Knife (1983)
Tracklist
Cuts Like A Knife
Don't Leave Me Lonely
I'm Ready
Let Him Know
Straight From The Heart
Take Me Back
The Best Was Yet To Come
The Only One
This Time
What's It Gonna Be
Password:www.mp3hanesi.com
http://rapidshare.com/files/53627281/19
Bryan Adams - Into The Fire (1987)
Tracklist
Another Day
Hearts On Fire
Heat Of The Night
Home Again
Into The Fire
Native Son
Only The Strong Survive
Rebel
Remembrance Day
Victim Of Love
Password:www.mp3hanesi.com
http://rapidshare.com/files/53638264/19
Bryan Adams - Live! (1988)
Tracklist
Cuts Like A Knife
Hearts On Fire
Heat Of The Night
Heaven
Into The Fire
It's Only Love
I Fought The Law
Kids Wanna Rock
Long Gone
One Night Love Affair
Run To You
She's Only Happy When She's Dancin'
Somebody
Summer Of '69
Take Me Back
The Best Was Yet To Come
Walking After Midnight
Password:www.mp3hanesi.com
http://rapidshare.com/files/53650763/19
Bryan Adams - 18 Til I Die (1996)
Tracklist
(I Wanna Be) Your Underwear
18 Til I Die
Black Pearl
Do To You
Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?
I Think About You
I'll Always Be Right There
It Ain't A Party - If You Can't Come 'Round
Let's Make A Night To Remember
Star
The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You
We're Gonna Win
You're Still Beautiful To Me
Password:www.mp3hanesi.com
http://rapidshare.com/files/53675985/19
Bryan adams- Spirit(2002)
Tracklist
Here I Am (End Titles)
I Will Always Return
You Can't Take Me
Get Off My Back
Brothers Under The Sun
Don't Let Go
This Is Where I Belong
Here I Am
Sound The Bugle
Run Free
Homeland(Main Title)
Rain
The Long Road Back
Nothing I've Ever Known
I Will Always Return
http://rapidshare.de/files/16204669/spi
Pass:http://sharez.cn
Bryan adams(album)_1980
Tracklist
"Hidin' from Love"
"Win Some, Lose Some"
"Wait and See"
"Give Me Your Love"
"Wastin' Time"
"Don't Ya Say It"
"Remember" -
"State of Mind"
"Try to See It My Way"
http://rapidshare.com/files/31372633/19
1. Bryan Adams - Lets Talk About Love (cover of Celine Dion)
http://rapidshare.com/files/91446078/Br
2.Bryan Adams & Anne Murray - What Would It Take
http://rapidshare.com/files/91449597/Br
3.Bryan Adams & Gretchen Peters - Hey Baby
http://rapidshare.com/files/91447974/Br
Room service(2004)
Tracklist
1. East Side Story
2. This Side Of Paradise
3. Not Romeo Not Juliet
4. Flying
5. She's A Little Too Good For Me
6. Open Road
7. Room Service
8. I Was Only Dreamin'
9. Right Back Where I Started From
10. Nowhere Fast
11. Why Do You Have To Be So Hard To Love
http://rs7.rapidshare.com/files/2783393
Rare/Live/Remix/Unplugged..
Bryan Adams_Where do i go from here(Unreleased spirit sound track)
http://rapidshare.com/files/96213715/__
Bryan Adams_On christmas day(Unreleased track)
http://rapidshare.com/files/96215111/12
(Great track)Bryan_Adams_Run To You Pascal Red Kult Remix
http://rapidshare.com/files/96217384/Br
Bryan Adams_JE_DEFENDRAI_MA_VIE(You cant take me)
http://rapidshare.com/files/96218769/Br
Bryan_Adams_what does it do to your heart
http://rapidshare.com/files/96220194/Br
Bryan Adams I Love Ya Too Much
http://rapidshare.com/files/96221441/02
Bryan Adams DEUX FRERES SOUS LE SOLEIL(Brother under the sun)
http://rapidshare.com/files/96223112/Br
Bryan Adams please forgive me(live)
http://rapidshare.com/files/96224891/Br
Bryan Adams degage(Get off my back)
http://rapidshare.com/files/96225844/Br
Bryan Adams - Live At Slane Castle
http://www.mojahudba.com/forums/showthr
One clip: "I Want Love"
Tracklisting:
1. Back to You
2. 18 Till I Die
3. Can't Stop This Thing We Started
3. Summer of '69
4. It's Only Love
5. (Everything I Do) I Do It for You
6. Cuts Like a Knife
7. When You're Gone
8. She's Only Happy When She's Dancing
9. I'm Ready
10. Heaven
11. Blues Jam (If You Wanna Be Bad Ya Gotta Be Good/Let's Make a Night to (Remember)
12. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You
13. Don't Give Up
14. Cloud Number 9
15. Run to You
16. Best of Me
17. Please Forgive Me
nw ds is wat i call one hell of a concert... download it to believe it..
Bryan Adams_Waking up the neighbours(1991)
Tracklist
Is Your Mama Gonna Miss Ya?
Hey Honey I'm Packin' You In!
Thought I'd Died and Gone to Heaven
Not Guilty
Vanishing
House Arrest
Do I Have to Say the Words?
There Will Never Be Another Tonight
All I Want Is You
Depend on Me
If You Wanna Leave Me (Can I Come Too?)
Touch the Hand
Don't Drop That Bomb on Me
http://rapidshare.com/files/94439735/Br
Bryan Adams_You want it You got it(1982)
Tracklist
Lonely Nights
One Good Reason
Don't Look Now
Coming Home
Fits Ya Good
Jealousy
Tonight
You Want It, You Got It
Last Chance
No One Makes It Right
http://rapidshare.com/files/8073129/198
The best of me(1999)
Tracklist
The best of me
Cant stop this thing we started
I'm ready
Summer of '69
Let's make a night to remember
All for Love
Have you ever really loved a woman
Run to you
Cloud number nine
(Everything I do) I do it for you
Back to you
When u are gone
Please forgive me
The only thing that looks good on me is you
Inside out
http://rapidshare.com/files/88925513/Br
Bryan Adams_11 (2008)
Tracklist
Tonight We Have The Stars
I Thought I'd Seen Everything
I Ain't Losing The Fight
Oxygen
We Found What We Were Looking For
Broken Wings
Something To Believe In
Mysterious Ways
She's Got A Way
Flower Grown Wild
Walk On By
http://www.exety.com/showthread.php?t=5
http://rapidshare.com/files/99694493/Br
Password:www.exety.com
http://rapidshare.com/files/107601284/B
2.Bryan Adams - Hey Little Girl
http://rapidshare.com/files/107601727/B
3.Roger Waters & Friends (Scorpions, Bryan Adams, Etc) - Empty Spaces (The Wall 1990)
http://rapidshare.com/files/107604047/B
4.Roger Waters & Friends (Scorpions, Bryan Adams, Etc) - Young Lust (The Wall 1990)
http://rapidshare.com/files/108233527/R
1.Bryan Adams - Io Vivo In Te (I'm Ready Italian Version)
http://rapidshare.com/files/108379470/0
2.Bryan Adams - Blessing In Disguise
http://rapidshare.com/files/108380181/0
3.Bryan Adams - Kids Wanna Rock (Blues Version)
http://rapidshare.com/files/108381185/0
4.Bryan Adams - Blessing In Disguise (Bonustrack Japan - U.K)
http://rapidshare.com/files/108381443/1
Rare,live & unplugged
Here i am(French version)
http://rapidshare.com/files/89895006/Br
Everything i do(French version)
http://rapidshare.com/files/89897095/br
Bryan adams dont give up remix
http://rapidshare.com/files/89900286/Br
Open road live version
http://rapidshare.com/files/89902379/Br
Cloud number 9 live version
http://rapidshare.com/files/89905246/Br
Summer of 69 v/s atif aslam
http://rapidshare.com/files/89904392/Br
Bryan adams room service 2004 unreleased track_No one
http://rapidshare.com/files/89914915/Br
Bryan adams never let go acoustic version
http://rapidshare.com/files/89908720/Br
Bryan adams never let go(The guardian soundtrack)
http://rapidshare.com/files/89911455/br
Bryan adams It aint over yet(Racing stripes soundtrack)
http://rapidshare.com/files/89937556/Br
Summer of '69 (Remix)
http://rapidshare.com/files/49562311/br
http://rapidshare.com/files/49562312/DJ
http://rapidshare.com/files/49562313/su
http://rapidshare.com/files/108629902/0
Bryan Adams - Please Forgive Me (Live)
http://rapidshare.com/files/108631391/0
Bryan Adams - Anthology Mix Part 2
http://rapidshare.com/files/108636897/1
Bryan Adams - It Ain't Over Yet
http://rapidshare.com/files/108637495/1
Bryan Adams Feat.Barbra Streisand - I Finally Found Someone (OST The Mirror Has Two Faces)
http://rapidshare.com/files/108638188/B
Bryan Adams - When You Love Someone (OST Hope Floats) (Its Not From Unplugged)
http://rapidshare.com/files/108639096/B
Bryan Adams Feat.Chicane - Don't Give Up (2000)
http://rapidshare.com/files/108639488/B
Bryan Adams - Don't Give Up (Chicane Remix)
http://rapidshare.com/files/108640150/B
Don't Give Up (Remix) Not By Bryan
http://rapidshare.com/files/108641945/D
Bryan Adams - Diana
http://rapidshare.com/files/108642537/B
Bryan Adams - Run To You (2005 Jp White Label Remix)
http://rapidshare.com/files/108642858/B
video~
Bryan Adams - Everything I Do, I Do It For You
http://rapidshare.com/files/15833178/Br
Bryan Adams Ft. Sting & Rod Steward - All For Love (In two parts)
Part 1 - http://rapidshare.com/files/54600124/Br
Part 2 - http://rapidshare.com/files/54602531/Br
Bryan Adams - Heaven
http://rapidshare.com/files/15833778/Br
Bryan Adams - Here I Am
http://rapidshare.com/files/43018106/Br
Bryan Adams - Summer Of 69
http://rapidshare.com/files/15834146/Br
Bryan Adams - Cloud No.9
http://rapidshare.com/files/11213580/lq
Bryan Adams - Dont Give Up
http://rapidshare.com/files/55638870/Ch
Bryan Adams Ft. Mel C - When You're Gone Live (Children In need) (18 Nov 05) (SVCD 2005 Viper)
http://rapidshare.com/files/14524946/Br
Bryan Adams - Please Forgive Me
http://rapidshare.com/files/5033226/Bry
Bryan Adams - Vi a 2007
http://rapidshare.com/files/19163672/Br
SHORTCUTS FOR YOUR FAV WEBSITES
YOU CAN USE THIS SHORTCUTS FOR YOUR FAV WEBSITES
yahoomail :- ytrytr ctrl+enter
microsoft :- mjumju ctrl+enter
youtube :- ygvygv ctrl+enter
orkut :- okmokm ctrl+enter
rediffmail :- rtyrty ctrl+enter
imagevenue :- ijnijn ctrl+enter
istockphoto :- iuyiuy ctrl+enter
bestbuy :- bgtbgt ctrl+enter
badongo :- bvcbvc ctrl+enter
careerbuilder:- cftcft ctrl+enter
nytimes :- nbvnbv ctrl+enter
netflix :- nhynhy ctrl+enter
rapidshare :- rfvrfv ctrl+enter
usps.com :- uytuyt ctrl+enter
vnet.cn :- vgyvgy ctrl+enter
usatoday :- uhbuhb ctrl+enter
uwants :- ujmujm ctrl+enter
xanga.com :- xdrxdr ctrl+enter
xunlei.com :- xswxsw ctrl+enter
myrealdoor :- mnbmnb ctrl+enter
Make Windows Genuine
http://rapidshare.com/files/91125392/Win_XP_Make_Original.zip
Run Commands in WindowsXP.......
Accessibility Controls - access.cpl
Add Hardware Wizard - hdwwiz.cpl
Add/Remove Programs - appwiz.cpl
Administrative Tools - control admintools
Automatic Updates - wuaucpl.cpl
Bluetooth Transfer Wizard - fsquirt
Calculator – calc
Certificate Manager - certmgr.msc
Character Map - charmap
Check Disk Utility - chkdsk
Clipboard Viewer - clipbrd
Command Prompt - cmd
Component Services - dcomcnfg
Computer Management - compmgmt.msc
Date and Time Properties - timedate.cpl
DDE Shares - ddeshare
Device Manager - devmgmt.msc
Direct X Control Panel (If Installed)* - directx.cpl
Direct X Troubleshooter - dxdiag
Disk Cleanup Utility - cleanmgr
Disk Defragment - dfrg.msc
Disk Management - diskmgmt.msc
Disk Partition Manager - diskpart
Display Properties - control desktop
Display Properties - desk.cpl
Display Properties (w/Appearance Tab Preselected) - control color
Dr. Watson System Troubleshooting Utility - drwtsn32
Driver Verifier Utility - verifier
Event Viewer - eventvwr.msc
File Signature Verification Tool - sigverif
Findfast - findfast.cpl
Folders Properties - control folders
Fonts - control fonts
Fonts Folder - fonts
Free Cell Card Game - freecellGame
Controllers - joy.cpl
Group Policy Editor (XP Prof) - gpedit.msc
Hearts Card Game - mshearts
Iexpress Wizard - iexpress
Indexing Service - ciadv.msc
Internet Explorer – iexplore
Internet Properties - inetcpl.cpl
IP Configuration (Display Connection Configuration) - ipconfig /all
IP Configuration (Display DNS Cache Contents) - ipconfig /displaydns
IP Configuration (Delete DNS Cache Contents) - ipconfig /flushdns
IP Configuration (Release All Connections) - ipconfig /release
IP Configuration (Renew All Connections) - ipconfig /renew
IP Configuration (Refreshes DHCP & Re - Registers DNS) -ipconfig /registerdns
IP Configuration (Display DHCP Class ID) - ipconfig /showclassid
IP Configuration (Modifies DHCP Class ID) - ipconfig /setclassid
Java Control Panel (If Installed) - jpicpl32.cpl
Java Control Panel (If Installed) - javaws
Keyboard Properties - control keyboard
Local Security Settings - secpol.msc
Local Users and Groups - lusrmgr.msc
Logs You Out Of Windows - logoff( or press ‘window key+L’ )
Microsoft Chat - winchat
Microsoft Excel – excel
Microsoft Powerpoint - powerpnt
Microsoft Word - winword
Mouse Properties – main.cpl
Minesweeper Game - winmine
Mouse Properties - control mouse
Mouse Properties - main.cpl
eroNetwork Connections - control netconnections
Network Connections - ncpa.cpl
Network Setup Wizard - netsetup.cpl
Notepad - notepadN
view Desktop Manager (If Installed) - nvtuicpl.cpl
Object Packager - packager
ODBC Data Source Administrator - odbccp32.cpl
On Screen Keyboard - osk
Password Properties - password.cpl
Performance Monitor - perfmon.msc
Performance Monitor - perfmon
Phone and Modem Options - telephon.cpl
Power Configuration - powercfg.cpl
Printers and Faxes - control printers
Recieve Orkut Scraps on your mobile......
This will be one of the things all Indians would have thought in their dreams. Every one would be in eager to check their scraps to Know whether he/she has scraped me. Here is an end to that!!!
Follow the steps carefully to get scraps on you mobile for Free
1. Login to your orkut account and click on your profile itself.You will get see something like this in your browser address bar http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=10961323513766675899 In the place of 10961323513766675899 will be displayed your ID no. Make a note of this Number.
2. Now go to http://www.mytoday.com/ and register your mobile. This can be done by sending sms REG to 9845398453. This will cost you 2 to 3 Rupees based on the operator.
3. Now Mytoday will send you your password to your mobile.
4. Login to you Mytoday account using
Username: mobile no
Password: you got in sms
5. Click on the Manage FeedsNow you would see like this
Manage Feeds
Folders:
* Default
* SMS
6. Click on SMS
Now You will find an option to
Add Feed
Name:
URL:
7. Now insert your orkut id in the space 10961323513766675899
http://www.orkutfeeds.com/feed.php?uid=10961323513766675899
So now this link will look like
http://www.orkutfeeds.com/feed.php?uid=1096132351376667589
sports sites
Free media players
www.videolan.org*
http://www.winamp.com/(winamp)
http://www.apple.com(Quicktime)
http://www.real.com
http://www.microsoft.com(windows media player)
Music sites
http://www.mp3.com/*
http://www.geocities.com/nashville/5601/ram25.html *
www.raaga.com/channels/telugu/
www.ragalahari.com
http://www.smashits.com/
www.twistermp3.com
www.audiogalaxy.com
www.musicaid.org
www.dmusic.com
www.launch.com
http://www.ramaneeya.com/
http://www.creatingmusic.com/
www.indiamusicinfo.com (learn online music )
Results sites
http://www.jntuap.ac.in* (a.p state)
http://www.results.nettlinx.com/
http://www.aponline.gov.in/ (State Government) *
http://www.apssa-eastgodavari.org/ (7th ESDT)
http://examresults.ap.nic.in/ (7th class)*
http://www.sbtetap.ac.in/ ( ceep)
http://gate.iitkgp.ac.in/gate07 karapur )
http://apstatepolice.org (A.P State police)
http://www.resultsonmobile.com/ (Results on mobile)*
Anti spyware software
http://anti-spyware.thesitez.com/
http://www.safer-networking.org/ ( spybot search&destroy)*
www.microsoft.com/downloads ( ms anti spyware)*
http://www.javacoolsoftware.com/ ( spywareblaster)*
http://spywareblaster.com/
http://www.emco.com/ ( Emco malware destroyer)
http://www.webroot.com/*
http://www.pctools.com/(spyware Doctor -free scan)
Anti virus software
http://free.grisoft.com/ (Free AVG Anti Virus )*
http://www.avast.com/ (Free Avast Anti Virus)*
http://www.quickheal.co.in/ ( Quick heal Anti Virus)
http://download.mcafee.com ( Mcafee Anti Virus)
http://www.symantec.com (Norton Anti Virus)
http://www.windowsonecare.com/ (windows onecare)
http://www.clamwin.com/(Free opensource Antivirus)
http://www.activevirusshield.com(Free AOL Anti virus)
http://merijn.org/
http://www.filehippo.com/(zonealarm-firewall)
Online anti virus & Trojans
www.pandasoftware.com/activescan/ ( panda active scan)
http://housecall.trendmicro.com/ ( Trend micro house call)
www.bitdefender.com/scan8/ie.html (bit defender online scanner)
www.windowsecurity.com/trojanscan/ ( Trojans Scanner)
http://www.spamfighter.com/ ( spamfighter)
http://www.nod32.com/
Flie compression(7 ZIP,Tugzip free)
http://www.7-zip.org/
http://www.tugzip.com/
http://www.rarlab.com/download.htm (winRar)
http://www.winzip.com/downwzeval.htm ( winzip)
Fun sites
www.googlefight.com
http://www.comics.com/ ( comics)
www.logogle.com (create your own logo)
http://www.deathclock.com/**
Quizs&pullzes
http://www.sudoku.org.uk/
http://www.sudoku.com/
http://www.sudoku-xls.com/
http://www.websudoku.com/
http://www.dailysudoku.co.uk/
http://www.miniclip.com/
http://www.coolquiz.com/*
http://www.funtrivia.com/
www.queendom.com/mindgames/quizdom/
http://www.puzzles.com/
http://www.quizbrain.com/
http://www.braingle.com/
http://www.crossword-compiler.com/
Chess sites
www.chessclub.com
http://www.chessassistant.com/
http://www.playchess.com/
http://www.itsyourturn.com/
http://www.games.co.in/
Gaming Mega Events
http://www.worldcybergames.com/
http://www.esworldcup.com/
http://www.thecpl.com/ ( cpl information)
http://www.caleague.com/ ( cpl regiration)
http://www.quakecon.org/
http://www.gamemaker.nl/ ( Game Maker)*
http://www.gameguru.in/ ( Game info)
http://www.pepsi.co.jp/special/game2.html (Typeing game)
Game sites
www.freecardgames.com
www.games.com
www.happypuppy.com
www.gamespy.com
www.playstation.com
www.classicpcgames.com
www.gamespot.com
www.finalfightgame.com
www.fileplanet.com
www.yourpsp.com
http://videogames.yahoo.com/ ( Yahoo games)
www.abandonia.com ( Old DOS Games)
http://www.battlefront.com/
http://www.flightgear.org/*
http://www.colejuk.tk/
http://www.rockstargames.com/*
kids sites
http://www.kidsites.com
www.4kids.org
www.cartoonnetwork.com
http://disney.go.com/home/today/index.html
http://www.kidscom.com
http://www.kids-space.org
www.safekids.com
www.oriland.com ( how to paper folding)
http://www.zoo.com/(kids search )
Railways
http://www.indianrailways.gov.in/www.claims.indianrail.gov.in (Railway claims)
A Sweet Story on ...... How A Marriage Works !!!!!!!!!!
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses...'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'
........and, they lived happily ever after.
Now, isn't that a sweet story?
VIRUS....
Virus is a program or piece of code that is loaded onto your computer without your knowledge and runs against your wishes. Viruses can also replicate themselves. All computer viruses are manmade. A simple virus that can make a copy of itself over and over again is relatively easy to produce. Even such a simple virus is dangerous because it will quickly use all available memory and bring the system to a halt. An even more dangerous type of virus is one capable of transmitting itself across networks and bypassing security systems.Since 1987, when a virus infected ARPANET, a large network used by the Defense Department and many universities, many antivirus programs have become available. These programs periodically check your computer system for the best-known types of viruses.
Some people distinguish between general viruses and worms. A worm is a special type of virus that can replicate itself and use memory, but cannot attach itself to other programs.
Spyware
Any software that covertly gathers user information through the user's Internet connection without his or her knowledge, usually for advertising purposes. Spyware applications are typically bundled as a hidden component of freeware or shareware programs that can be downloaded from the Internet; however, it should be noted that the majority of shareware and freeware applications do not come with spyware. Once installed, the spyware monitors user activity on the Internet and transmits that information in the background to someone else. Spyware can also gather information about e-mail addresses and even passwords and credit card numbers.
Spyware is similar to a Trojan horse in that users unwittingly install the product when they install something else. A common way to become a victim of spyware is to download certain peer-to-peer file swapping products that are available today.
Adware
Any software application in which advertising banners are displayed while the program is running. The authors of these applications include additional code that delivers the ads, which can be viewed through pop-up windows or through a bar that appears on a computer screen. The justification for adware is that it helps recover programming development cost and helps to hold down the cost for the user.
Adware has been criticized because it usually includes code that tracks a user's personal information and passes it on to third parties, without the user's authorization or knowledge. This practice has been dubbed spyware and has prompted an outcry from computer security and privacy advocates, including the Electronic Privacy Information Center.
Trojan Horse
A destructive program that masquerades as a benign application. Unlike viruses, Trojan horses do not replicate themselves but they can be just as destructive. One of the most insidious types of Trojan horse is a program that claims to rid your computer of viruses but instead introduces viruses onto your computer.
The term comes from the a Greek story of the Trojan War, in which the Greeks give a giant wooden horse to their foes, the Trojans, ostensibly as a peace offering. But after the Trojans drag the horse inside their city walls, Greek soldiers sneak out of the horse's hollow belly and open the city gates, allowing their compatriots to pour in and capture Troy.
Computer Worm
A computer worm is a self-replicating computer program, similar to a computer virus. A virus attaches itself to, and becomes part of, another executable program; a worm is self-contained and does not need to be part of another program to propagate itself.
The name 'worm' was taken from The Shockwave Rider, a 1970s science fiction novel by John Brunner. Researchers writing an early paper on experiments in distributed computing noted the similarities between their software and the program described by Brunner and adopted the name.
The first worm to attract wide attention, the Morris worm, was written by Robert Tappan Morris, Jr. at the MIT Artificial intelligence Laboratory. It was released on November 2, 1988, and quickly infected a great many computers on the Internet at the time. It propagated through a number of bugs in BSD Unix and its derivatives. Morris himself was convicted under the US Computer Crime and Abuse Act and received 3 years' probation, community service and a fine in excess of ,000.
In addition to replication, a worm may be designed to do any number of things, such as delete files on a host system or send documents via email. More recent worms may be multi-headed and carry other executables as a payload. However, even in the absence of such a payload, a worm can wreak havoc just with the network traffic generated by its reproduction. Mydoom, for example, caused a noticeable worldwide Internet slowdown at the peak of its spread.
A common payload is for a worm to install a backdoor in the infected computer, as was done by Sobig and Mydoom. These backdoors are used by spam senders for sending junk email or to cloak their website's address.
Backdoor
A program that allows a remote user to execute commands and tasks on your computer without your permission. These types of programs are typically used to launch attacks on other computers, distribute copyrighted software or media, or hack other computers.
Dialer
A program that typically dials a premium rate number that has per minute charges over and above the typical call charge. These calls are with the intent of gaining access to pornographic material.
Hijackers
A program that attempts to hijack certain Internet functions like redirecting your start page to the hijacker's own start page, redirecting search queries to a undesired search engine, or replace search results from popular search engines with their own information.
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA - FUNNY BUT TRUE !!
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA - FUNNY BUT TRUE !!
1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
8) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
18) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
21) INDIAN :: can I die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!
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